laela lives with jesse in brooklyn. she is a very healthy, and full-figured girl. i am writing my first blog about laela because i am a fan. she is beautiful, every bit the diva. she keeps people in their place. and if she is displeased, she may leave a little stinky gift in your gym bag or on your favorite sweater.
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You’re pulling that bit about the sweater out of your ass, but I can’t comment as to the veracity of the gym bag allegation. Regardless, Laela is flattered that you chose her as your first blog topic. Well, she won’t admit it, but I can tell she’s secretly pleased.
oh, well for some reason i thought i’d remembered something about some other fecal reprimand years ago in the BASE house! my apologies, both to laela and to you.